Lifestyles of the Almost Famous

How Dare You?

“I don’t even listen to rap. My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in. I have to be in a way more grimey environment to turn any rap music on” - Kanye West

I tried, I really did, but let's be honest, Kanye's new album is going to be terrible.  And I say that having tried to listen to every one of his leaked songs (and there have been a lot of them).  So I hope he has fun listening to it alone in his apartment while sitting on modern furniture, looking at his pop art, and crying.

Thank Joe Biden.

From the Guardian:

"Fall Out Boy's never-short-of-a-word singer Pete Wentz placed his vote for the Democrats in Beverly Hills. He told the same news agency that his parents would not have met had it not been for Joe Biden, since his parents met on an early Biden campaign trail. Which means the Democrats are responsible for Fall Out Boy - change that perhaps not everyone can believe in."

Thank God. Akon's Staying Here.

After the release of Akon's newest song, "Right Now," with the insightful lyrics, "I wanna make love right now now now etc." I know we were all nervous wrecks waiting to see how the election results would turn out.  After all, Akon said he was going to LEAVE THE COUNTRY and trade in his American Citizenship if McCain won (unfortunately felony charges kept him from voting). 

Well thank God we have at least four more years of this:

But Really.

The country has spoken.  Loud and clear.  Get ready for a whole lot more of this:

 

He might be almost done with this:

But there is probably tons more where this came from:

Getting over Wayne

ROBOT ATTENDING A PARTY: SHOES.